Our own Mary Chapin Carpenter Birthday Projects

Every year the MCCList does a birthday present for Mary Chapin, in the form of a donation to a charity that she promotes.  But we, the Chapinteers, have not one, but many to choose from!  Just make out your check to the Chapinteers and donate to one of these worthwhile causes:

The Bug Birthday Project for researching the effect of swallowing insects while riding bikes.
The Hard Way Project researching the effects of wax floors and people in socks.
The He Thinks He'll Keep Her Project -- you actually get money from sexist pigs.
The Walking Through Fire Project for help for pyros.
Whenever You're Ready/Late For Your Life rehabilitation for procrastinators.
The You Win Again/I Feel Lucky/I Take My Chances Project benefitting those with gambling addictions.
The Waltz Project for those with two left feet.
The Come On Home Project for runaways.
The Party Doll Project for those who need a date.
The 10,000 Miles Project towards research into tourist space travel.
The A Lot Like Me Project for disgruntled twins.
The Middle Ground Support Group for pacifists.
Slave to the Beauty rehabilitation for vain people.
Never Had It So Good Group Home for overachievers.
House of Cards Support Group for those addicted to computer solitaire.
That's Real School for dreamers.
The Naked To The Eye Nudist Camp Jamboree Fund.
Swept Away community for retired chimney sweeps.
Tender When I Want To Be School of Meat Preparation.
Outside Looking In Home for obsessive window shoppers.
Simple Life School of Yoga
Quittin' Time Group for workaholics.
The Long Way Home Project - Help for the chronically lost
The "It Don't Bring You" Grammar School.
The I Am A Town Project for those with identity crises.
The Come On Come On Obedience School.
The What You Didn't Say Project for introverts.
Read My Lips Project for kids who don't listen.
Too Tired Project for insomniacs.
Keeping The Faith Project for atheists.
I Can See It Now Project - training for fortune tellers.
Where Time Stands Still Support Group for alien abductees.
Maybe World School of Philosophy
Dreaming Road Acid Tours ... Wanna take a trip?

And last, but not least....

The Chapinteers Kolege Funde – Help send the Chapinteers to universities far, far away... you know you want to.

Disclaimer: We're not really endorsing these charities (except if you really want to send us money...). We just made them up. So don't send us money thinking you're donating to one of these charities, please.